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Funny President Jokes: Mike Marino Jokes About President! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about presidents. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Mike Marino tells some really funny president jokes in this bit, but the president jokes are based off of one premise, and I love that president joke premise. His impersonations of Italian mobsters are really good, and really enhance the president joke in this bit. He starts off by giving us a joke president, the joke president is fictitious, meaning of course the president isn't real, its all hypothetical. As he does this, he tells jokes president may think is funny, and by jokes president may think is funny, I'm talking about the joke president he is making up. He doesn't necessarily tell us jokes about president, but he tells us funny president jokes. Now one may wonder how that may be possible, simple, there are no real jokes about president...he doesn't tell us about a specific president, or anything about scandals or anything like that, he just tells funny president jokes in the simple way that it would be funny for a hypothetical situation were to happen to a president...say an Italian mobster as president. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Starbucks: Mike Marino Tells Starbucks Coffee Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino tells jokes about Starbucks. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Who goes to Starbucks for Starbucks coffee anymore? Starbucks has so many things, and you would think that they should be most famous for the Starbucks coffee...however they are not, they are most famous for spelling your name wrong on the cup. Starbucks cups fill trashcans across the nation with misspelled names, and it's a shame. Starbucks cups should not be abused like that, that is why I suggest we use a Starbucks mug. There is no way to dispose of a misspelled name on Starbucks mug, and I am sure the workers sure don't want to mess that one up. If they had a Starbucks store, they should sell a Starbucks cup with misspelled names. Mostly common names would be misspelled on the Starbucks cup, like Chris would be spelled Cris, and David would be spelled Divad, and Crystal could be spelled Cristle. Anyways, Starbucks needs to open up a Starbucks store, because it will just eliminate the pressure of ordering coffee from them, and you can prepare it yourself...at least you would know how to spell your name right. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!
Speeding Ticket: Mike Marino Jokes About Speeding Tickets! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Speeding tickets are the worst, but Mike Marino has a clever way of dealing speeding tickets, and I have to admit his idea of dealing with a speeding ticket is amazing. I never understood why a speeding ticket could be worth so much money, I mean the speeding ticket cost definitely outweighs speeding. The worst thing though, is fighting a speeding ticket...at that point I'd rather just pay the speeding ticket cost, because fighting a speeding ticket tends to be more costly (with your time) than just paying it. If you ever try to fight speeding ticket, make sure it's a fair fight, because I hear that when you fight speeding ticket, they like to fight dirty. Also, cops tend to always be right, and they always come to speeding ticket defense, making it almost impossible to attack a speeding ticket defense. Anyways, I'm in a hurry to get somewhere, and I don't want to speed...for more great stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Locker Room: Larry Omaha Jokes About the Mens Locker Room! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes about the men's locker room. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Being a scrawny kid in high school, I absolutely hated the locker room. When ever it was gym class, the locker room was the worst place to go, I felt very similar to how Larry Omaha felt when he was in a locker room. A locker room is supposed to be a confided area that you are supposed to shower, change, and get ready for your day, the mens locker room is not supposed to be a zoo. I know what the mens locker room is like, but I never spent time in the womens locker room. I wonder how much different the girls and guys locker room is. I bet the biggest difference between the girls and guys locker room is how organized it is. Also, there are no men...usually, so you don't have to worry about locker room men whipping you with towels. Locker room men were the worst in high school...filled with jocks. The men in locker room were disgusting, I really wonder why they only acted that way in locker rooms. Something about locker rooms makes men in locker room become messy...it's kind of a sad thing to see a sophisticated human turn into animals because we get locked up. Good thing we've got prisons. For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Smoking Marijuana: Mike Marino Jokes About the Effects of Smoking Marijuana! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about smoking marijuana. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Mike Marino sure is funny, and he is very convincing as well as he persuades people to smoke marijuana. I am not sure if he is trying to persuade people to smoke marijuana, but he does a good job regardless. He is able to do so by talking about what happens when smoking marijuana, and he describes it in a sense that even a non pot smoker would feel like they have been smoking marijuana for decades. He even in a sense demonstrates how to smoke marijuana, even though it is very brief, and may not necessarily be the right way on how to smoke marijuana, it is demonstrated. Not only does he show you how to smoke marijuana, why you should smoke marijuana, he also gives the effects of smoking marijuana, and the effects of smoking marijuana are so convincing. The best part of smoking are the effects of smoking marijuana, no one wants to smoke if there are no effects of smoking marijuana, otherwise its just a cigarette. One thing I felt a little disappointed about is that Mike Marino never told us all the ways to smoke marijuana, because there are so many new ways to smoke marijuana it's getting ridiculous. Regardless, this is a great video with plenty of facts about smoking marijuana, there are so many facts about smoking marijuana I think I may use this bit as a citation in a persuasive speech I have to give in a week. Thanks Mike! For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Only in California Jokes: Mike Marino Tells Funny California Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino tells California jokes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! As a native Californian, I love a good California joke, and it is one of the biggest reasons I watch Saturday Night Live. There is a bit that tells great California jokes called "The Californians" and I cannot stop laughing at their California jokes....similarly to how I cannot stop laughing at Mike Marino's California jokes. There is a similarity between his jokes, and Saturday Night Lives' jokes, they are jokes California people get. The reason I say they are jokes California get is because they are directly related with what we have to go through. Even though we are very protective of our state, we can still laugh at jokes about California....however we can only do that if the jokes about California come from Californians. Also, the jokes about California have to be funny California jokes, it is tough to impress a California crowd telling California jokes...I give props to Mike Marino tells funny California jokes in California. He told only in California jokes, when I say only in California jokes, I mean that he cannot tell these jokes in other states, they just wouldn't understand. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Italian Family Jokes: Mike Marino Jokes About Italian Family Life! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about Italian families. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I'm not Italian, but I certainly know an Italian family or two. Honestly, I love my friends with an Italian family...best pasta ever. The Italian family values on the other hand are a little bit different, but once you get over the Italian family values, things get pretty sweet. If you really want to know what an Italian family life is like, The Sopranos would be a good start. I honestly don't think most Italian family life is quite that drastic, but regardless, it's an amazing show. I wonder what the word in Italian for family is...maybe I can use google translate to figure out what's Italian for family. Also on google, I can find out some Italian family names for future reference when I create an Italian family sitcom. Marino seems like a good Italian family names I could use. The name of the sitcom would be something like "My Italian Family" or something, and "My Italian Family" would basically be like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but in Little Italy. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
New York Italian Mobs and Italian Mobsters - Stand Up Comedy Mob
 
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Greg Vaccariello on the italian mob in New York. Mob Comedy at its best. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Greg Vaccariello, a Stand Up Comedy Comedian, does stand-up comedy on wanna be Italians who want to be the Italian mob like the Sopranos. He makes mafia funny jokes about Olive Garden being one of the best Italian restaurants... NOT! You will never see a real Italian mobster getting whacked in a Olive Garden. If you watched the Sopranos, you know that a real Italian mob gets killed only in Italian restaurants. Greg Vaccariello makes mafia funny jokes that will make you think twice about going to the Olive Garden. For more crack me up jokes by Greg Vaccariello, subscribe to standupbits for stand up comedy.
Stereotype Jokes: Frank Lucero Jokes About Stereotypes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Frank Lucero jokes about stereotypes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! There are so many stereotype jokes out there, that I am starting to forget about how many stereotype jokes there actually are. I am running tired trying to track every single stereotype joke. However, I will remember the stereotype joke Frank Lucero jokes about in this bit, as he tells some great jokes about stereotypes. To be honest, I actually never heard jokes about stereotypes, but rather jokes using stereotypes. I believe every race has a joke stereotype. A joke stereotype is what I consider positive stereotypes. For example, Mexican stereotype jokes, or jokes stereotypes about Mexicans may include...they are crafty, and they are great at using a lawnmower. How many people do you know actually know how to properly operate a lawn mower? I can't even go near a lawnmower without fear. That Mexican stereotype joke really makes me respect Mexicans on a completely different level, and one thing I love about jokes stereotypes is every person has an opportunity to prove them wrong. For example, I am Asian, and I am an amazing driver...other than me taking the driving test seven times, I would say I am decent. I also hate sushi, and I suck at math. Take that stereotypes! For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Being Gay in the Army, and Lesbian Officers Gay in Military - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Lynda Montgomery talks about being gay in the army and the inside of gay and lesbians in the military. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I personally have never been in the military, or have been gay, but it must be hard to be gay in the army. Think about it, you are surrounded by other men who take it up the ass from their superiors, and you still would be considered the biggest military joke there is. That is a huge double standard, and makes hitting on the other soldiers a little more difficult since we are all a little insecure. The biggest military joke is that I am sure there are many in the closet gay in the army, however they are too scared of the consequences of coming out. The irony is, they are still getting the same amount of pain in the ass as the openly gay in the army. I'm telling you right now, that we need more lesbian officer in the military. Women are some of the toughest people in the world, and I believe that a lesbian army would be awesome. Lesbians are awesome in general, and an entire lesbian army would be awesomer. If there was a rank just for lesbian military personnel, I feel that our military would be so much more efficient. I also believe that we need more strait females in the army, because they could capture the enemy using sex appeal. I mean, do you honestly think that an enemy would ever shoot at Kate Upton? They wouldn't, unless those guys were gay in the military...but they would probably be too insecure to tell their al quaedian folk. For more on being gay in the military, lesbian officer in the military, or just military jokes in general, then please subscribe to StandUpBits!
What To Do About Bad Breath? Mike Marino Jokes About Chronic Bad Breath! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about bad breath. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! So, this bit is all about bad breath. Not just any bad breath, but chronic bad breath. Chronic bad breath is a disease that sweeps the nation, and I am not sure if there is a way to cure bad breath. There are some bad breath remedies, but like I said, I am not sure how to cure bad breath. How to cure bad breath is a term that you don't want people with bad breath saying to you. Something about the h in how to cure bad breath would make me feel sick. No one even knows what the bad breath causes are, all I know is whatever is the bad breath causes definitely isn't doing the world a favor. So, what to do about bad breath? Well I am not sure what to do about bad breath, but maybe gum could help. How to stop bad breath? I have no idea how to stop bad breath. I guess a way to prevent bad breath is to always carry around gum, or mouth wash...but I still doubt that it would get rid of bad breath. If you really want to get rid of bad breath, just don't have it in the first place. Regardless, I need to brush my teeth, because all this talking about bad breath is giving me bad breath. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Italian Comedy: Mike Marino Tells Comedy Italian Style! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about Italian comedy. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I am not Italian, but I love Italian comedy. I had no idea I loved Italian comedy, until I heard Mike Marian talk about the Italian comedy in this bit. The Italian comedy that he speaks of is biased towards Italians, which makes sense considering he is an Italian comedian....well at least I think he is an Italian comedian, otherwise his bias would be a bit awkward. He tells comedy Italian people love, or even comedy Italian people may not love...considering his jokes are told in English. As he started telling his jokes, I started to think about Italian comedy movies...and then I realized a lot of the badass movies with Italians aren't that funny so then I realized that he should create Italian comedy movies because Mike has some good ideas. He has a good sense of humor as he can tell comedy Italian style, and when I say comedy Italian style, I mean comedy in English portraying Italian stereotypes. Right now, I am a bit bored, and I need my boredom quenched so, I am going to YouTube Italian comedy, and see what pops up. I recommend for you guys to YouTube Italian comedy as well if your bored as well. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Curse Words: Mike Marino Uses English Curse Words to Prove A Point! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Police Jokes: Mike Marino Tells Funny Police Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about speeding tickets. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Mike Marino tells police joke after police joke in this bit, and I personally like police jokes, as long as I am not telling the police jokes in front of a police officer. I remember I would pretend to be a joke police officer when I was young, in the game of cops and robbers I would always play the joke police officer. Even in my imagination I always wanted to be the good guy, explains why girls think of me as just friends. I wonder if that would be something on the lines of jokes police officers would say. Well I really don't know what jokes police officers would say, considering I was never a real officer. I probably have a better idea what robbers might joke about, and I bet they have to do with a lot of jokes about police officers, and could be funny police jokes. It might be the reason why they don't want to be around cops, because they don't want them to hear the jokes about police officers. Or maybe they just don't want the cops to laugh at the funny police jokes. Well whatever the case is, Mike Marino tells a funny police joke, and he doesn't care if a cop is listening to his funny police joke, because that is how he rolls. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Cartoons Joke: Mike Marino Tells Adult Jokes in Cartoons! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about cartoons. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Wow, that's all I have to say about this bit. I absolutely love it. The cartoons joke that Mike Marino tells is hilarious, and the best part of the cartoon joke is that there are so many cartoons jokes told. I get the satisfaction when multiple cartoons jokes are told, instead of just one. Don't you guys think that Claymation is joke cartoons? Or am I the only one that thinks that it is an example of joke cartoons. The only reason why I think it's a joke cartoon is because of the fact that its not really drawings and stuff. However, I do love Team America, the jokes cartoons in that Claymation film was priceless. Other jokes cartoons make can be great too, even in shows like spongebob. However, my favorite jokes about cartoons are the adult jokes in cartoons, great shows like The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, King of the Hill, Futurama, etc...all tell adult jokes in cartoons. When I was young, I didn't understand them, but as I got older, I certainly learned the dirty jokes about cartoons. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Jokes About Race: Larry Omaha Tells Funny Race Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes about race. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Wow, this one is great. Larry Omaha tells a race joke, but he then follows it up by another race joke, however, the race jokes are not what you expect, as he changes the race of each one of his race jokes. Sure, in the bit he talks about a joke race, or maybe more than one joke race...joke race is just a made up race, but it's all in the beauty of his comedy. He tells jokes race people like, all races, I am sure he the audience was diverse, and they are race people, so in conclusion, he definitely tells jokes race people laugh at. Larry Omaha is smart, as it is hard to get away with jokes about race, because people are sensitive about their race, so he does something intelligent regarding his jokes about race...he talks about every race. Which makes them funny race jokes are the fact that they are a lot about him, I think when a comic is able to tell a joke about himself or herself it automatically becomes funny...well, some of the times. This is one of the occasions as his jokes come off as funny race jokes, and not cruel race jokes. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Don Friesen Rips on The Dr Phil Show - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Don Friesen jokes on Dr Phil and the Dr Phil Show. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Some times I wonder if Doctor Phil is really a doctor. I don't know, no matter what kind of doctor Phil actually is, it's a scary thought that he went to medical school. Very funny comic Don Friesen explains to us one of the thing that distinguishes Dr Phil from all of the other doctors in the world...his voice. Honestly the voice of doctor Phil can make any grown man go senile, and I'm no doctor, and even I can diagnose that. The Dr Phil show is really cool too...however I like to watch it on mute. The Dr Phil show makes me feel great about myself, because I realize how much better off my life is than a lot of those people on the show. I am sure Don Friesen thinks the same. Dr Phil and other real doctors are actually great people though, they spend years of their lives in debt in order to make other people get into debt...also save lives. For more funny bits on Dr Phil and other people who talk funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!!
Amy Anderson On How To Get a Chihuahua To Stop Chewing!  - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Amy Anderson talks about her Chihuahua. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I remember the good ol' days when Taco Bell had those commercials with the Chihuahua. The Taco Bell Chihuahua was awesome, and made a lot of money. I wonder if it was the same Chihuahua the whole time, or if they had other ones that replaced it. I don't understand how they did the training for those dogs, because Chihuahua puppies never stop chewing things. They probably needed to get Cesar Milan to help stop a dog from chewing. I own four dogs, and I can't figure out a way to prevent a dog from chewing. Every time I think I figured out how to prevent a dog from chewing, I end up turning myself into the dog's personal chew toy. Dog chewing is annoying, good thing I have Chihuahua's though, because Chihuahua puppies cannot chew too hard. Maybe if I rescued my Chihuahua like Amy Anderson, the dog would stop chewing...on second thought, I heard her story and that dog still chews. I have come to the conclusion that there is no way to stop a dog from chewing. Just in case your Chihuahua chews something that it's not supposed to, I'm sure there are Chihuahua rescue centers. I don't know of any Chihuahua rescue centers personally, but I'm assuming it may be owned by Taco Bell, because that dog made them a lot of money. For more daily laughter, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Wives Jokes: Claude Shires Jokes About Wives! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Claude Shires jokes about wives. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I do not have any wives, but that doesn't mean I cannot enjoy some good wives jokes. Fortunately for me, Claude Shires has a great wives joke in this bit. The reason I say wives joke instead of wives jokes, is because this is actually just one jokes about wives. This may not be considered jokes wives would enjoy, unless they are cool about jokes about wives, but nonetheless, the male audience certainly may get a kick out of it. I love jokes about wives though, it makes me realize that husbands and wives can take a joke. Hopefully this joke didn't lead to a fight between husbands and wives, Claude and his wife. If it didn't lead to a fight, I can definitely say that these jokes wives won't get too offended with, otherwise Claude better watch out. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!
Funny Breakup Jokes by Alysia Wood: Jokes About Breakups! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Alysia Wood jokes about breakups. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! A breakup joke definitely can bring up some sensitive times in ones life, but that's kind of the beauty of a well executed breakup joke. Alysia Wood tells breakup jokes in this bit, and her breakup jokes relate back to one of her breakups. One thing that I love that she says is that one learns a lot about themselves through breakups...I mean real breakups, not the joke breakup. The joke breakup is a breakup, then get back together like two days after. As we are talking about jokes, and breakups, I also realize that jokes breakup people as well. Think about it, jokes breakup people all the time, one person tells a joke, and the other doesn't like it, and bam...broken up. Those jokes about breakup aren't funny, but Alysia Wood tells funny breakup jokes in this bit. Jokes about breakup have to be funny, otherwise it just turns depressing. So, for more funny breakup jokes, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!
British Joke: Brandon Christy Tells Funny British Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Brandon Christy tells British jokes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I love British jokes, told in a British accent...this is why I love this bit. Brandon Christy tells British jokes very well, and it is even better due to his British accent. I love ironic things, and it is ironic that he would be telling jokes about British, while being British. The jokes about British people, are not actually about British people, but he definitely tells some British humour jokes. The reason why I say they are British humour jokes is because the jokes are definitely funny to British people...and American's still will find them funny, Americans love to laugh. Brandon Christy is definitely a funny guy, and he definitely has a very British humor, which is evident in his jokes. He is the real deal, no joke British. You can tell that he isn't joke British, because his accent is authentic...he's not from New England...that was some British humor jokes, of course Brandon tells it better. Just imagine that British humor jokes in a British accent, it would be funnier. He tells jokes British people would laugh at, and I find it difficult to tell jokes British and Americans would laugh at, so I applaud Brandon. For me, I find it difficult to tell a funny British joke, because I haven't lived in the Great Britain, so I don't know a funny British joke that would appeal to the British audience....instead, I will leave all of the British joke to Brandon, because he is able to tell a British joke in a way that I cannot: funny. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Paul Ogata Jokes on Fire Trucks in This Fire Truck Video! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Paul Ogata jokes about government and fire trucks! Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I always thought the fire truck was always the coolest automobile in the world, until I saw Batman. But still, the fire truck is still on the list of most awesome automobiles, not because they are so big, but because they have that distinct fire truck siren. You guys know, the fire truck siren that can make someone go deaf from miles away...I mean we get it, you're a giant red truck, do you really need that giant fire truck siren to get people getting out your way? That was a rhetorical question to all the fire trucks drivers out there. I love the different type of fire trucks too, like the one with the ladders, versus the ones with the hoses, versus the sedans. You definitely need a giant truck to hold all of the fire truck equipment, there is so much fire truck equipment, that I find it hard to believe that they actually remember to bring everything when there is a fire. I'm sure they have like fire truck video tutorials to teach all of the firefighters how to remember everything. I would hate to be the person who forgot the hose, all the other firefighters would be like "c'mon man, didn't you pay attention to the fire truck video tutorial?" Anyways, I'm sure none of that even happens, but whatever. I also think it would be a pain to wash fire trucks, I wonder how much those people get paid or tipped...if you want to continue to laugh, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!
Funny Wife Jokes: Paul Ogata Tells Funny Jokes About Wife! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Paul Ogata jokes on marriage. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I'm not married yet...however Paul Ogata's funny wife jokes and his joke on wife kind of have me scared. Trust me, these jokes about wife and his wife jokes really are funny, but I'm hoping that they are fictitious and not true. I mean, I would love to have a TV, but have you ever watched shows like The View before? Ughh...his wife joke about compromise is a really good wife joke as I have my mom to relate to...my dad has told me stories about compromising. The great thing about Paul Ogata's wife jokes is that these are husband wife joke approved, which basically means husbands and wives can get it. Trust me, I got my parents to watch this bit, and they both laughed, we just had to compromise. Even though I'm not married, I do have a joke wife, you know, Kate Upton. I'm just kidding, I'm out of her league...anyways, I was married on Facebook and that was my joke wife. What a jokes wife she was, we always got in fights, we always did what she wanted to do, and I had to pay for her meals...oh my god, maybe I really was married, and she really wasn't a jokes wife, but a real wife. I guess I'm telling too many jokes about wife, even though they were funny wife jokes I maybe should stop before she reads this description box. Being in a fake marriage is very analogous to being in a real marriage, and one word of advice I can give you guys out there, never play a joke on wife. She won't think its funny, and your back won't either when your sleeping on the couch...unless your couch is comfortable of course. These are all husband wife joke, my parents laughed. Anyways, if you want to continue your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Religious Jokes: Don McEnery Tells Jokes About Religion! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Don McEnery jokes about religion. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I love religion jokes, and the good news is that Don McEnery tells some good religion jokes. It is interesting to hear of all these new joke religion now, well I really wouldn't call them joke religion, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, and I respect everyone's beliefs, however if you were to read about some of the religions now-a-days without any context, the stories would actually sound somewhat Disney like. I respect people who feel strongly about their religion, and the jokes religion people can make are sometimes great...however, jokes religion people make tend to never be about their own religion which makes me think they are a bit bias. Don McEnery tells so many jokes about religion in this bit, and his jokes about religion all come from his experience in school which I find interesting. There were a couple of funny religion jokes I heard a while back about what happens in religious schools around science. I don't remember the funny religion jokes around it, but it is an interesting idea. One thing I respect about religious jokes are that usually they are religious jokes clean and not dirty. It is hard to tell a clean joke, and I respect a comedian who can tell religious jokes clean for the younger audience...because we all know God is taking notes. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Joke mom, mom joke... Jokes about Mom, and other Mom Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Greg Vaccariello jokes about his mom. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Greg Vaccariello, super funny, stand up comedy, comedian, who makes elderly jokes about his mother's rotary phone. Greg Vaccariello's phone jokes about mom jokes is super entertaining and funny comedy. The Rotary phone is so 1950! It gets used so much that the cord just starts to dangle and tangled up. Greg Vaccariello elderly jokes goes so well with his mom jokes, they are so hilarious and funny. Phone jokes are the best when it comes to mom joke, they just don't know what to do with the phones we have nowadays. Its easy to play a joke mom. For more awesome, funny, hilarious, comedy from incredibly funny comedians! Subscribe to standupbits comedy. We are here to make you laugh!
El Cholo: Don't be Like a Cholo Cause The Cholo Ruin Every BBQ! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Cain Lopez jokes about cholos and cholo tattoos. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! So I was curious after watching this StandUpBit, and wondered what the actual definition of a cholo is. I found out, that a cholo is a Latin American with Indian Blood, or a lower class Mexican. (I'm serious, that's what it says in the dictionary, I'm shocked too) Cain Lopez uses the term cholo I am assuming in the latter form. His Mexico jokes are priceless, since he does a great impersonation of a cholo, I mean he seriously sounds like a cholo. His nickname should be El cholo, I don't know much Spanish, but I know that El, means the or something like that. I would watch a television show with Cain Lopez, it would be great "El Cholo, and the Cholo Adventures." It would just be Cain Lopez, and all the cholo adventures he would go on, he'd be covered in a cholo tattoo that would show us everything about him. And at the very end of each episode, he'd get another cholo tattoo to show off his fun cholo adventure. He'd be just like a cholo, with all of his cholo friends. Damn, that show would be great! For more Mexico jokes, cholo jokes, tattoo jokes, please subscribe to StandUpBits! PS we really need this "El Cholo and the Cholo Adventures" TV show to be made!
Tweeking in Oxnard - Hilarious Tweeker Stand Up Comedy
 
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Chris Simpson and tweeking in Oxnard. Oxnard Tweekers at their best. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Carnivals are crazy places, filled with crazy people. I remember one time I was at a carnival; I got chased by a carny who was riding a bike. I really shouldn't have been hitting on one of his Latina girls, they were either Latina girls, or black girls, I really don't think they were white girls...the lighting was messed up, either way I got chased. Before I knew it, his carnie friends came on their bike, and I was soon outnumbered. I did not know what to do, until I remember I had some cocaine in my pocket, and I bribed every single carnie with white girls. I realized you could escape danger from a carny with some white girl. For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, white girl is slang for cocaine. This is a lesson for all of you people reading this description...do not hit on Latina girls or black girls of a carny without white girls to bribe them with. For more tips on how to fend off carnies please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Dog Jokes: Shayla Rivera Tells Hilarious Jokes About Dogs! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Shayla Rivera jokes about dogs. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I love dogs, and dog jokes, especially dog jokes that consist of jokes about dogs. A lot of times I would find dog jokes, but the dog jokes would not joke about dogs, but rather joke about other things making the jokes misleading. I am a dog person, and I'm sure dogs joke about cat lovers all the time. Dogs have their own way of communicating, so I think that dogs joke in their way of communication. Shayla Rivera's dogs jokes are great, I'm sure some of her dogs jokes, dogs would be able to understand. Actually, I take that back, maybe only joke dogs would be able to. You may be asking what joke dogs are, well they are humans that dress up as dogs, we also call them mascots. I really liked her dog jokes about dogs owners, a lot of people don't realize that dog owners have become the biggest joke about dogs out there. When I hear the words dog joke, I immediately think of dog owners, because of how big of a dog joke they have become. I'm sure jokes dogs tell to each other all relates to humans, and how we react. I mean if I was a dog, I'm sure I would tell jokes dogs would think were funny, and the easiest way to do that is through the owners. Anyways, Shayla tells other great dog jokes as well, and if you'd like to hear more funny dog jokes, as well as to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
The OJ Trial: Mike Marino Jokes About the OJ Simpson Trial and Other Trials! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Mike Marino jokes about crimes in LA. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Who remembers the OJ Simpson trial, well the only thing that I remember about the OJ Simpson trial was "if the glove don't fit he must have quit." OJ Simpson trial might go down in history as one the most awkward cases ever, just because OJ Simpson trial ended with an undecided outcome. The funny thing about the OJ trial was, once the OJ trial ended, he wrote a book on if he did commit the crime, he explained the details...really? He must have had some help writing the book. I can't remember the specifics of the OJ Simpson trial case, however OJ Simpson trial attourneys ended up getting a lot of popularity. I mean, a character was based off of OJ Simpson trial attourneys in Seinfeld for crying out loud. All of this off of OJ Simpson trial case...OJ Simpsons trial ended up being very popular for those involved. I don't know if I have said OJ Simpsons trial enough, well I'll end the torture now and just leave you with this...if you want more hilarious comedy and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Dating Comedy: Frank Lucero Jokes About Dating! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Frank Lucero jokes about dating. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Have you ever heard of joke dating? I call speed dating joke dating, because it is almost impossible to consider those dates. The purpose of a date is to get an intimate understanding of the other, and that is why I believe speed dating is a huge dating joke. Frank Lucero tells a really funny dating joke in this bit. When I am dating, I tell jokes dating. I feel that telling jokes dating is the only way that the female can fully understand my geniusness. I do it all the time while speed dating as well. My jokes while dating, range from jokes about dating to anything. Frank Lucero tells great jokes about dating, and would be a great speed dater. I call this dating comedy, because I can't think of any other category to put it into other than dating comedy. It is definitely for the dating humor crowd, and I am glad I have dating humor, otherwise it would not be too funny. I love shows that set up dates, I call it comedy dating, because those shows end up being huge jokes. It's comedy dating because people actually get a laugh out of the shows. I also love comedy about dating movies, comedy about dating movies also are considered romantic comedies. Many men hate those movies, but I find them really funny, and it is a great way to meet women, and it gives some great material while speed dating. For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Naughty Children: Shayla Rivera Jokes About Naughty Children! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Shayla Rivera jokes on taking care of naughty children. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! How do you take care of naughty kids? I have no idea, but Shayla Rivera has some suggestions...and if her suggestions don't work, Santa Clause has one as well. Shayla Rivera knows about naughty kids, and tells some great naughty kids jokes. Naughty kids jokes are jokes about naughty kids...just to clarify things. Shayla's jokes about naughty kids as well as how to deal with naughty kids stems from her Latina background. I don't understand why we get kids from children. These words have nothing in common, other than the fact that they both can be naughty and when they are naughty parents don't know how to control them. I have an idea to get naughty children to behave, just tell them naughty children jokes. The naughty children jokes could be on the lines of "there once was a naughty child, he was so naughty that the boogeyman ate him...the end." That could be one way of dealing with naughty children. I was never naughty, I was always put on Santa's nice list, so my parents don't know what its like dealing with naughty children, but my grandparents have some great advice and stories. If you'd like to find out more ways to deal with naughty children, or just to get a good laugh, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Lesbian Humor About Being a Lesbian in the Trailer Park! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Patricia Villetto sings about being a trailer trash whore. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Being a lesbian is hard when your extremely christian, which makes Patricia Villetto's Christian comedy very funny...also the fact that she admittedly is a trailer park whore. It makes sense too, because many people from trailer parks tend to be whores...or not whores, but trailer park whores seem to be more common. Patricia Villetto's lesbian humor is great, because it incorporates an "I don't care" kind of attitude, which could be traced back to the trailer parks she was raised, that just screams lesbian. It is cool because she is able to be as vulgar as she wants to be. This benefits all of us above 18 years of age, but her ability to say all these vulgar things in such a lesbian way makes it better for those under 18. We can say that this is christian comedy, but to be honest, if this were Christian comedy, then Patricia Villetto is not a lesbian...and she is definitely a lesbian...or a 13 year old boy. This is definitely for those who love lesbian humor. Lesbian humor can be described as humor intended for lesbians, or guys who love lesbians...we all know who you guys are. For more daily funny, lesbians, or anything in between, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Indians Jokes: Larry Omaha Tells Funny Indians Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes about Indian names. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Indians jokes are really funny, and I love Indians who tell Indian jokes. I am beyond happy when I heard the Indians joke by Larry Omaha, who happens to be Indian himself. He is a real Indian, not one of those joke Indian...the way we can tell a real Indian from a joke Indian are by the names. If he was fake, he wouldn't have an authentic Indian name like "Sleeps in the river." I'm sure the awesome Indian names are inside jokes Indian people make up with each other. As we now know from Larry, his name was an inside jokes Indian people made up. Even though funny Indians jokes include those from crazy Indian names that is not the only thing Indians joke about. The whole idea of why we call them Indians is a really funny Indians jokes. Yes, they are really American Indian jokes to be politically correct, but whether or not we refer to them as American Indian jokes is all up to us. I mean, we don't live in a politically correct world anyways. I've always been told not to joke about other cultures, and that includes jokes about Indian cultures. However, like I mentioned earlier, that is why I like Indians who tell jokes about Indian culture...my parents never said that I couldn't laugh at jokes about other cultures. For more hilarious comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Ripping on Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton in Paris - Jeff Capri - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Jeff Capri on Paris Hilton - How skinny is she? Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Traveling is a lot of fun, just ask Jeff Capri. Of course finding cheap hotels is difficult, but I would never forget how cheap the Paris Hilton was...all I had to do was sneak into a skinny women's hotel room, hilton paris. Of course when I say cheap hotels I am speaking of the past when cheap hotels actually existed. You know, I'm talking about the days when Paris Hilton in Paris was a cheap hotel and not a cheap girl guys did. Or before the hi tec radio. Back when Britney Spears was actually a skinny women, and we'd have to suffer through Britney Spears' "Oops I did it again," since we did not have the hi tec radio to block out all that crap. As the years go on, finding cheap hotels has become more difficult, hi tec radio now exists, skinny women have allowed our population to grow to 7.5 billion with all that free space, and Paris Hilton is more popular than the Hilton in Paris. For more daily funny, and Jeff Capri, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Period Joke: Everything You Need To Know About Period Sex - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Joey Medina discusses sex on period. Period comedy LOL - Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! A question that comes up a lot is, do you like sex on period? The answer is yes, is it enjoyable? Ask Joey Medina. Men love any kind of period and sex, whether its period sex, sex on period, or just sex period...men are horny 24/7...even if that means period sex. During the menstrual cycle, women become just as horny as men, which is why menstrual sex may be difficult. Like Joey Medina says, just warn us if your on your period...men don't like surprises. So the answer for the questions of: can you do it while on your period, the answer is yes...just warn the man to be courteous. I'm not all that familiar with the menstrual cycle, so I looked it up, and the definition I got for the menstrual system is: of relating to the menses or menstruation. How does that help me figure out what the menstrual system is? I hate when dictionaries do stuff like that, I'm just trying to find a word, not go on a scavenger hunt. Anyways, for more daily laughter, and great jokes, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Short People Jokes: Paul Ogata Jokes on Being Short! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Paul Ogata jokes on being short. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I wouldn't tell jokes about short people, they can be quite clever, just ask Paul Ogata. He may be short, but he is one clever dude, and he tells great jokes about short people. He can do that because he's short, he's got a short person pass. Short people in general are very cool, they always make me feel taller so I enjoy that. Some of my favorite actors were short people such as Mini Me from Austin Powers the head Oompa Loompa, and Gary Coleman. I loved Gary Coleman in those check into cash commercials. I bet you short people joke about tall people all the time. Short people stick together, I don't think they like to stand out in a crowd...or stand in a crowd. Short people joke about all kinds of things, which you can tell from Paul Ogata's bits on this channel. Short people are hilarious, and short people jokes may be the funniest. I loved all the short people jokes from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air that Will would say to Carlton. Will Smith has probably some of the best funny short people jokes ever, Paul Ogata also has some very funny short people jokes as well. Paul's may be better because he too is short, Will was tall which just made the short people jokes a bit cruel. I also loved Seinfeld, and one of my favorite episodes was when Kramer was friends with the short actor and convinced the actor to use shoe lifts. There was a short people society in that episode, and I learned so much, there were specific jokes short people would tell each other. The jokes short people told would only be understood by short people, because they have a different perspective on the world...being so low to the ground and all. I wish I wasn't a short person, I had dreams like Paul to make it in the NBA. I bet NBA players tell funny jokes about short people all the time, I'm sure Mugsy Bogues would get picked on by his team mates. Funny jokes about short people are rare to find, but Paul Ogata, and other shorty's can tell them to perfection. For more hilarious standup comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Jackie Flynn Jokes about Vegas and Casinos! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Jackie Flynn discusses Vegas. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Have you ever been to Vegas without gambling or going to a titty bar? There is so much to do inside Las Vegas that does not involve going to a titty bar, playing black jack or any other form of gambling. There are so many shows to go to, the shows are great attractions...so are titty bars and escorts. Regardless, Las Vegas will drain your wallet, and Jackie Flynn understands the benefits of being a comic in Vegas. I can't really say much more, because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I love casino in Vegas because they are like an arcade for adults. The only way you can get a grown man out of a casino is by either getting him to go to a titty bar, or when he's all out of money...both are each very possible. As Jackie Flynn explains, you don't gamble when you play black jack in Vegas, because gambling entails that you actually have a shot at winning...not in Vegas. For more jokes, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
What is Vagisil? Is it Vagisil Cream? -  Stand Up Comedy
 
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Adam Sank and Vagisil cream wash. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Stand up comedy comedian Adam Sank talks about a commercial he saw on television for Vagisil cream. Its a vagisil wash that women use to wash and relieve itching and smell from the gentinal area of a woman. After the wash, they use vagisil cream to control the smell and itching. In the commercial, as the narrator states problems, a animal walks by the screen for every condition described. Who would use Vagisil after watching a commercial like that? He says that, if he were to have been a woman. He wouldn't waste his money on Vagisil Cream or Vagisil wash products. Subscribe to standupbits for more comedy comedians like Adam Sank and his super funny gay jokes, watch more comedy from standupbits with comedians of all kinds.
The American Idol Stand Up Comedy - Funnier than Ryan Seacrest!!!
 
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Comedian Adam Sank talks American Idol. Everything funny about the american idol. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Stand Up Comedian Adam Sank loves American Idol, he comments that some have even said he looked a little like Ryan Seacrest. He comments: "I don't think I look nearly that gay." Seacrest Ryan is the host for The American Idol, which is currently in its 12th season. The American Idol show sparked Ryan Seacrest career. American Idol is a reality game show that consist of judges critiquing contestants who want to be known as a singing idol American. Only a single contestant from the final round can be the Idol American. Adam makes a gay joke about season 5's Katharine McPhee's rendition of "Over the Rainbow." How when her father cried in the crowd as she sang, his father cried as well. That is Idol American.
Jokes About Coming Out: Fortune Feimster Tells Coming Out Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Fortune Feimster jokes about coming out. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! If you like a good coming out joke then this bit is great because Fortune Feimster tells a hilarious coming out joke about her experience. Coming out jokes tend to be really funny, because coming out jokes are based off of real experiences. Also when one tells someone they are coming out, there is no joke coming out, it's got to be the real deal. I've never heard of someone going through the process of coming out, then say, 'just joking.' That would be an example of joke coming out. Now, on a completely different note, I absolutely love comedic movies. Whenever I see coming attractions to comedies, I always imagine them saying "new jokes coming out this summer" because that's all I think about when I see the previews for comedies...new jokes coming out shortly. The only reason I mention that, because obviously it has nothing to do with this bit, is because this bit was about coming out, and that was a play on words with the words coming out, and jokes about coming out and more. I love getting creative with words sometimes, and I also love jokes about coming out, as well as jokes coming out. If you are like me and love comedies, and jokes about coming out, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!
Jokes About Old People: Funny Old People Jokes by Rob Little! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Rob Little jokes about old people. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I found it weird that old people have always loved me...young people never seem to, but old people think I am irresistible. I bet you the old people when they were younger wouldn't have thought so, but I guess that's part of old people jokes is that once they turn a certain age they find uglier people better looking. I guess it goes with their eye sight...that was a self deprecating old people jokes. I am no old person, but I once was a joke old people. You may wonder what a joke old people are, well the reason I say it in plural is because me and my friends for Halloween once were old people. We'd always tell jokes old people would find funny, to be honest, I don't think these jokes old people found funny, we just thought it would be funny coming from an old person. Sometimes our jokes about old people got a little stale. Rob Little tells some hilarious jokes about old people in this bit, and he tells funny old people jokes as well focused on his volunteering. Maybe I should volunteer at old folks homes because I may run into Rob Little and find his funny old people jokes. Who knows, maybe I will find funny old people...funny old people may not be the hardest people to find. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Money Jokes: Amy Snowden Jokes About Money! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Amy Snowden jokes about being broke. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Amy Snowden does a good job telling her money joke. The reason I say she did a good job with her money joke is because she gave countless examples of her life telling the money jokes. I always find it funny when people tell money jokes about how poor they are...its kind of like the exact opposite of rap, which is ironic because she actually has a bit about rapping as well. I remember when I was young that I had to play with joke money to feel rich, that joke money was monopoly money, and I used to murder my parents...only if making money in real life was as easy as monopoly, in real life you actually have to work. I'm not the richest person, but I know some people who are rich, and the jokes money people tell are so much different than jokes money --less people tell. Its funny that they both tell jokes about money, but different perspectives, the jokes about money people with low money joke about how it's so precious, and people with money who jokes about money are rappers. For more stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Amy Anderson Jokes about Being an Asian Girl and Asian Comedy - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Amy Anderson talks Asian comedy. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Amy Anderson is an Asian female. You're probably thinking to yourself "Asian girls are funny?" Well they are. Asian comedy is very similar to the way everyone else likes their comedy...funny. It is difficult to find an Asian comedian...because many Asian people suffer from a symptom called "Asian shy." Asian shy is a whole different level of shy, lets say there's a spectrum of shyness, and Asian shy doesn't even fit on that spectrum. Amy Anderson does not suffer from the symptoms of Asian shy. Asian girls are hot, especially Asian comedian girls, which makes Amy Anderson so attractive. Her ability to be so care free is a breath of fresh air. We need more Asian comedy, because a lot of the time it is hilarious. For more hilarious Asian comedy, as well as any other comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Ron Morey Jokes on Aging and how we Get Old - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Ron Morey jokes about aging, and how we get old. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! We all get old; aging is a part of life. You are actually getting old while reading this description and watching the video...every second of life you are aging. Before you know it, these senior jokes will be about you, just keep watching the videos, and you'll eventually get these jokes on getting old. Look at Ron Morey, he has a list of getting old jokes, and each time he says them, he is slowly turning into a senior. Senior aging jokes are always funny; just don't tell a senior that, you will never hear the end of it...trust me, they dont' want to believe they can get old. They always say "back in my day" and that's the funniest senior jokes in the world in my opinion, because I don't know how they remembered back in their day. To continue to get old, there is nothing better than watching getting old jokes with friends and family members, for more of these jokes, and other funnies please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Indian Casino: Larry Omaha Jokes on Indian Casinos! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes on Indian Casinos. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! The cool thing about an Indian casino is that in an Indian casino you are allowed to be under the age of 21. I used to love sneaking into Indian Casinos at age 16. In my opinion, Indian casinos really have the right business model...casinos in Vegas are completely throwing out the younger demographic, and that has to be hard for business. In California, Indian casinos roam the streets...well mostly the deserted streets, but whatever the case is, California Indian casinos are in a lot of areas that many people rarely visit. It is sad in my opinion that Indian casinos in California are in weird neighborhoods, because the Indian casinos in California really need to have more popularity. I love the NBA so lets use a basketball analogy. Vegas casinos are like the big market teams, the Lakers, the Knicks, Chicago etc...now the Indian casinos in California are like the Bobcats, or the Kings...the irony of that is that the Kings are owned by non Indian gaming casinos, but rather the Maloof brothers who own the Palms hotel. The Kings should be a bigger market, but sadly they are not. Indian gaming casinos are cool though because of the smaller feel to it, but to be honest my favorite Indian casino California is Pechanga bingo and casino. The reason why it is my favorite Indian casino in California is because I love the bingo area there...and there is nothing funnier than watching people get competitive at bingo. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Girlfriend Jokes - Sadiki Fuller Jokes About Girls and Girlfriends - Stand Up Comedy!
 
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Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Sadiki Fuller is a smooth talker when it comes to dating, but he decides to make girlfriend jokes about the many women he's dated and how his jokes about girlfriend is all about him creating this high expectation bar after a first date. For his girlfriend joke, he describes how women are all different and who is he to deprive them of him? He joke girlfriend about gifts he bought and jokes about girlfriend reactions. The girlfriend joke that best describe his girlfriend jokes were about the jokes girlfriend made while they dated. The joke girlfriends made were so funny that he made jokes about them to share with the audience. The jokes girlfriend made subconsciously to their partners are sometimes extremely funny. For more hilarious girlfriend jokes, please subscribe to StandUpBits and join in on all the great comedy provided!
Relationship Jokes: Darren Carter Jokes on Relationships! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Darren Carter jokes on relationships. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I am currently not in a relationship. Me letting you know that I am not in a relationship doesn't really mean anything, I just thought it was a fun fact. I was really never that good at relationships, which is probably why I am currently not in them. Even my friends say that my relationships with them are bad. Everyone, that was a relationship joke, I call it a relationship joke because the word relationship is used so much in the terms of romantic, that we don't realize that any interaction is considered a relationship. Also, the joke is that I am an amazing relationshiper. (I just made that word up, I am like the modern day Shakespeare.) I love relationship jokes though, and that is why I love this bit. Darren Carter tells some great relationship jokes by comparing marriage versus being single. Once you are married there is no such thing as a joke relationship. That relationship is real and there is no way to get out, that's why they say "till death do us part." The only way to officially exit is to die...that's pretty harsh. No joke relationship there. I used to get into jokes relationship, your probably like what is a jokes relationship, well a jokes relationship is a relationship that is a joke...meaning that there is mutual dislike in the two parties, the only reason your in 'the relationship' is either out of spite or because there is nothing better to do. I actually had one really great jokes relationship where all we would do is tell jokes about relationship and we would tell funny relationship jokes. To be honest, that is why we decided to get into the 'relationship' because we both had the same view of them. The jokes about relationship were great; she was a special woman who told really funny relationship jokes. I really wonder what happened to her. After our relationship problems, I completely lost contact with her. I totally forgot her name, and that's some huge relationship problems right there. I also wish I remembered some of her jokes about relationships, maybe I should have paid more attention to her. I was too busy trying to out funny her with my jokes about relationships that I would never pay attention...anyways I am going to try and remember her name so I can find her on facebook, but if you want more comedy please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.
Doctors Joke: Ron Kenney Jokes About Doctors! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Ron Kenney jokes about health. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Doctors have their own lingo and I am sure they can communicate to other doctors when doing that. I wonder what a doctors joke would be like in doctor lingo. Well whatever the case is, Ron Kenney tells a good doctor joke in regular lingo in this bit. This bit is filled with doctors jokes, as he doesn't just stop at one doctors jokes, he then tells another one. Have you guys ever had a joke doctors? I remember my first encounter with a group of joke doctors, I would never forget it...it was Halloween and someone got stabbed at a party and we needed a doctor so I got a doctor...the guy said that it was just his costume, some jokes doctors plays can be cruel. Even though I don't think that classifies under jokes doctors would play considering he wasn't really a doctor, and he was just dressing up like one. Whatever the case, it was messed up. I'm sure at the hospital the guy who got stabbed was thinking of jokes about doctors the whole time, or well actually he probably wasn't, but if he was it I'm sure the joke about doctors thoughts would have cheered him up. For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!
Childhood Jokes: Larry Omaha Jokes About Childhood! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Larry Omaha jokes about childhood. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! There is nothing like reminiscing on childhood. The nostalgia that is brought back definitely makes me realize some of my favorite childhood jokes. Some of my favorite childhood jokes are: what do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walk e talk e. Another good childhood joke was: which two animals should you never play cards with? A cheetah, and a lion...the cheetah cheats, and the lions lie. And my favorite childhood joke of all time was: why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were on his side. Larry Omaha had some other jokes about childhood which result in stories and not so much about the joke. The story jokes about childhood are actually really funny childhood jokes as well. I love funny childhood jokes because they tend to be very innocent...but don't get me wrong, they can in fact be really dirty. I love the jokes childhood can bring up, and the jokes childhood brings up are what a lot of comedians draw inspiration from. It's great to have a terrible childhood, because your comedy becomes that much better. For more hilarious comedy, and to increase you daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Road Signs: Mike Marino Gives Us Funny Road Sign Meanings! - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I never looked at a road sign the way that Mike Marino does, but maybe that's a good thing. The way that Mike Marino looks at a road sign is amazing. Road signs are there for a reason, and apparently the reason for road signs are for Mike Marino to make fun of them. Highway road signs warn us for unordinary situations, highway road signs even help make the environment safe, but sometimes I have no idea what road sign meanings are. When I took my written exam, I really only understood the basic road sign meanings, but after the basic ones, I really had no idea. The road signs meanings are more important the road sign itself, without knowing the road signs meanings they are useless. Also, while driving, road signs become useless. What I mean when I say when driving, road signs become useless, I mean that your driving, you shouldn't be focused on trying to figure out what a road sign says, but rather be focused on not hitting anyone. I love funny road signs, I've seen some clever people graffiti over road signs that allow them to become funny road signs. Usually traffic road signs are the most annoying, the reason traffic road signs are annoying is because it usually means that there is traffic. When you actually have time to read the road sign symbols, then road traffic signs become really annoying. The feeling when all you can do is actually just wait, and try and figure out what the road sign symbols actually mean, while you are going one mile per hour, and the road traffic signs say that you should be going 40...the worst feeling ever. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.