Man Bun Boy has a very nice Bimmer, but it's no match for the All Star Tow Truck. Now he'll have to add the impound fee on top of his lease payment. *READ THE FAQs BEFORE COMMENTING*
Thank You R.G.E., Joe Bagale
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First of the Last, Silent Partner
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Q: Why are cars towed from your lot?
A: Because they're parked illegally and take up space our customers need, 24 hours.
Q: But it's night-time. Businesses are closed at night. Do you really have to tow at night?
A: Yes. This business is NOT closed at night. It's very common for techs to visit in the overnight times in order to do maintenance on servers and systems. It's also possible that deliveries may need to be made during after-hours times.
Q: You suck.
A: That's not a question, but I get the point. And I've heard it all before. I understand you think you've got a witty, original insult for me. You probably don't. Save yourself the humiliation.
Q: Do you read the comments?
A: Sometimes against my better judgement, generally, yes.
Q: Why don't you just rent out spaces and make money?
A: Because that would eliminate parking spaces for the real customers of the business. It's not worth the few bucks.
Q: Do you get paid a fee or kickback for the towed cars?
Q: Are there signs posted about not to park?
A: Yes. No fewer than 6. Usually more if they're not damaged or destroyed.
Q: How many cameras do you have?
A: More than 60. Some you can see, some are hidden.
Q: What kind of cameras do you use?
A: A lot of different kinds, based on the application.
Q: Do you feel bad for these people who get towed?
A: Most of the time, not really.
Q: Why are you making fun of the people who get towed?
A: I'm not. I'm posting the videos because I think they're entertaining and educational.
Q: How come you never post videos of cars that belong there?
A: Because that wouldn't be entertaining at all. It would be completely boring.
Q: Why don't you stop people from parking?
A: Sometimes we do! It all depends on if we are able to catch what's happening live, but the company's techs have their jobs to do and are not always available to have their eyes glued to the parking lot cameras and be able to run outside.
I have been subscribed for a while and been going thru the videos a lot. Now I'm wondering about the outcome of these mental midgets going to the tow lot and what kind interactions they have with the employees there. I understand you have simply contracted out the towing function but it might be interesting to go a step further. edit - after I posted this I started reading previous comments - looks like I'm not alone in wondering.
Yikes. I worry about anyone who has "walking and puking" as one of life skills. As for all of your questions, Mr. Gtoger, you need to confess right now that you hired these folks from some street theater and they were trying to reenact "Mudd's Women." Granted they were not as well costumed or as sober, for that matter, but nonetheless - they gave it everything they had. But - I am distressed that they have insulted the entire Star Trek francinse with their attempt. I'm happy this was a free performance but sadly I do not think any of these folks have much of a career in the entertainment field.
Cringe-worthy Man-Bun, yes. Car towed, DEFINITELY. BUT he Scored TWO chicks for the evening. TWO. Man-Bun may be a bit of a d-bag. But, once he noted the lack of wheels, he scored a ride for him and his "dates" within minutes. He'll get his car back in time. While he's waiting, well he has company.
This is one of my favorites with man bun guy. There seems to be recurring characters, like walking-barfing girl. Wasn't she in another one doing the same? I'm looking for the one with the Goth Parade. Which one was that in? Thanks!
So... leotard girl was walking around with no shoes on in the very same areas that barf girl hurled her guts up? Hoes are nasty... but yes, I was impressed that barf girl would chuck n keep walking like it was a normal thing. I wonder if any of it got on her that first time?
WHAT are all these people EATING all of a sudden??? In the last few videos, people have been throwing up all over the place. Is there a Romaine lettuce salad bar nearby? Did somebody put something goofy in the drugs many people are ingesting? What??? Or is it merely from perfectly "normal" American faast food?
Eww, he walked in the puke!!!!! So did “Thigh-High”, in her stocking feet!!!!! Plus, the girls were making out, while “bun-boy” checked the sign. 👄 👯♀️ 👩❤️💋👩 BTW, there are a LOT of girls in undies/swimsuits.
I just love how the tow truck drivers come along, load the vehicle, then travel away like a kid with a new toy. (Do they stop somewhere to better secure the vehicle before taking it to the lot?)
Would love to see a situation where the owner of the vehicle is seen running after the tow truck with their vehicle, especially if they were parked for less than 10 minutes. Would be the ultimate in karma for ignoring the signs.
Keep an eye on the Barfing female!
1:53 The Barfing Female - LoL
2:10 Man Bun walks over vomit pile #1
2:21 Man Bun walks over vomit pile #2
2:56 Man Bun walks over vomit pile #2
3:23 Party on top of the vomit pile #2
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