Man Bun Boy has a very nice Bimmer, but it's no match for the All Star Tow Truck. Now he'll have to add the impound fee on top of his lease payment. *READ THE FAQs BEFORE COMMENTING*
Thank You R.G.E., Joe Bagale
The Hero Steps Up, Dougie Wood
First of the Last, Silent Partner
READ THE FAQs BEFORE COMMENTING:
Q: Why are cars towed from your lot?
A: Because they're parked illegally and take up space our customers need, 24 hours.
Q: But it's night-time. Businesses are closed at night. Do you really have to tow at night?
A: Yes. This business is NOT closed at night. It's very common for techs to visit in the overnight times in order to do maintenance on servers and systems. It's also possible that deliveries may need to be made during after-hours times.
Q: You suck.
A: That's not a question, but I get the point. And I've heard it all before. I understand you think you've got a witty, original insult for me. You probably don't. Save yourself the humiliation.
Q: Do you read the comments?
A: Sometimes against my better judgement, generally, yes.
Q: Why don't you just rent out spaces and make money?
A: Because that would eliminate parking spaces for the real customers of the business. It's not worth the few bucks.
Q: Do you get paid a fee or kickback for the towed cars?
Q: Are there signs posted about not to park?
A: Yes. No fewer than 6. Usually more if they're not damaged or destroyed.
Q: How many cameras do you have?
A: More than 60. Some you can see, some are hidden.
Q: What kind of cameras do you use?
A: A lot of different kinds, based on the application.
Q: Do you feel bad for these people who get towed?
A: Most of the time, not really.
Q: Why are you making fun of the people who get towed?
A: I'm not. I'm posting the videos because I think they're entertaining and educational.
Q: How come you never post videos of cars that belong there?
A: Because that wouldn't be entertaining at all. It would be completely boring.
Q: Why don't you stop people from parking?
A: Sometimes we do! It all depends on if we are able to catch what's happening live, but the company's techs have their jobs to do and are not always available to have their eyes glued to the parking lot cameras and be able to run outside.
BUNBOY HAS A MASTERPLAN - BMW? check. MANLY COOL HAIR BUN? check. FOUR DAY BEARD? check. ULTRA TRENDY RIPPED JEANS? check. ASYMMETRICAL DESIGNER T-SHIRT? check. TWO LINES OF COKE SNORTED IN THE MEN'S ROOM? check. TWO NASTY LOW-LEVEL SKANKS TO TAKE HOME? check! WTF? BMW IS TOWED, NO AFTERPARTY, CALL UBER. double check. I'M A PATHETIC LOSER! "BINGO"
This homey little patch of concrete is a disease-infested petri dish. We've seen peeing, puking, what next? How horrifying. I might be willing to walk on it. But I'd take off my shoes and burn them before getting into my car. Come to think of it I'd burn the car too.
Man bun,skinny Jean's will of course be laughed at by the next generation,even though I was at the time of bell bottoms and polyester cloths that looking at it now I'm laughing at that and extra for man bun and skinny Jean's and of course the half down pants and underwear ahowing,of course that style is from the prison community and they are ready for action.
I live way out in the sticks in Idaho, and when I watch people like this I am SO glad I have no chance of ever having to interact with them or even look at them. These chicks look like crack head skanks, and these boys with their tats and bullshit clothing and vape pipes and man buns...who the hell are they trying to be? How do these idiots survive day to day life?
A woman walking home after getting laid Friday night is not the walk of shame. Walking from an empty parking spot with a man-bun on your head and an empty parking spot where someone elses's BMW used to be into a Kia loser cruiser is the walk of shame.
This has probably been asked before. What is the name of the bar or club that these people are going to? It must be the first time for all of them. Being towed once would keep you from parking there again.
For towns, each building is described, along with what and who can you can talk to, who to buy skills from, and what quests are available. For the outlying areas, the dungeons are listed.
Dungeon maps are not given -- they would be too extensive to fit easily into a web page and the automapping in the game is excellent. Also, every dungeon should be explored completely to get all of the loot, but only puzzles and hidden locations are described. I also skip most of the fighting because it isnt something that you can easily describe, nor does it matter in most places, except that you have to survive it. I do list the creatures that you will encounter in a dungeon or grid location to give you an idea of how difficult the location is.
Stores are listed with a "buy" and "sell". The "buy" value is multiplied by the items value to determine the price you have to pay for it. The "sell" value is divided by the items value to determine the price you can sell it to the store for. Higher is always worse, and a "buy" or "sell" of 1 means that you are buying/selling an item at cost.
Every location has a "reset" timer. This starts when you first enter the area, and after it "goes off", the entire grid square resets: monsters reappear and random treasure is replaced. Nonrandom treasure (including most stat-gaining liquids) is not replaced. All dungeons have a reset of 2 years (24 months), unless otherwise noted. Overland areas have reset times listed with their descriptions.
Artifacts are unique items that can be found. They come in two flavors: Minor artifacts are always benificial and have a value of 20000gp. Major artifacts always have a drawback, but their benificial powers are much stronger. They have a value of 30000gp. There are 15 minor and 15 major artifacts -- some of these artifacts are placed at specific locations; others are randomly generated.
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